Prince Harry tackles ‘Whispering Witchell’ – The Independent
After 10 years following the Royal Family’s every move, Nicholas Witchell must be yearning for a new post. In 2005, the BBC’s likeable royal reporter faced the insult of being “dissed” by the Prince of Wales during Charles’s annual ski tip to Klosters. “These bloody people. I can’t bear that man,” he was heard mumbling to his two sons. “I mean, he’s so awful, he really is.”…

Peter Phillips joins the family business – The Telegraph
The Princess Royal’s son, Peter Phillips, appears to have quashed recent suggestions that he is planning to move to Hong Kong by signing up for the “family business”. Mandrake learns that the Queen’s grandson who was criticised for selling the rights to his wedding in May to Hello!, has taken on the role of his father, Capt Mark Phillips, in organising the Gatcombe Park horse trials…

Fergie to make TV comeback – Daily Mail
The critical drubbing the Duchess of York received for the documentary in which she gave dietary advice to a fat family in Hull would have been too much for some fledgling TV presenters. And this time, I can reveal, Princess Beatrice will be joining her on the project. I understand an ITV film crew will accompany Fergie to Romania, where she plans to investigate conditions in the country’s notorious orphanages…

Feel like a Big Maj and fries? – The Sun
It looks like The Queen’s checking out the opposition – after we revealed that she has her very own drive-thru McDonald’s. Her Majesty paused for a quick break yesterday next to a hamburger van at an agricultural event. The Queen became the Big Maj last month when a retail park just down the road from Windsor Castle was bought by the Crown Estate for £92million…