Not Prince Harry's Facebook profile

Pokes: You were poked by William Wales and Kate Middleton. Plus Chelsy Davy 17 times. Charles Windsor wants to be your friend.

Relationship status notification: CD is now single.

WW wrote on your wall: Mate, out on the jollop last night. Ended up totally like botched at Boujis. All the homies was there: Guy, Poppy, Henry, literally everyone. Got back to barracks at four, well disrevelled. Bloody yeastless this AM. Slept across the alarm, jumped out the pit at 11, hair, I’m not kidding you, a total disaster zone. Mate, it’s like madness on the follical front. Where was you, bro?

KM wrote on your wall: I’ve booked a ski trip!

Tilly, Milly, Lilly and 15 of your friends are attending the Dorleybowl Ball tonite at Mahiki, featuring DJ Moonbeam and the Big Snot. GLO: guest list only.

Read entire story at the Telegraph…

3 Responses to "Imagined: Prince Harry’s Facebook Profile"
  • sonia #1 - January 31, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    Does anyone know what this article is talking about?
    I tried to read it but it seems to be saying nonsense things.

    ** BRW – Edited to remove ALL CAPS **

  • Phoebe #2 - February 1, 2009 at 9:05 am

    It’s satirical.

  • mica. #3 - February 4, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    lol that’s funny

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