Imagined: Prince Harry’s Facebook Profile
Pokes: You were poked by William Wales and Kate Middleton. Plus Chelsy Davy 17 times. Charles Windsor wants to be your friend.
Relationship status notification: CD is now single.
WW wrote on your wall: Mate, out on the jollop last night. Ended up totally like botched at Boujis. All the homies was there: Guy, Poppy, Henry, literally everyone. Got back to barracks at four, well disrevelled. Bloody yeastless this AM. Slept across the alarm, jumped out the pit at 11, hair, I’m not kidding you, a total disaster zone. Mate, it’s like madness on the follical front. Where was you, bro?
KM wrote on your wall: I’ve booked a ski trip!
Tilly, Milly, Lilly and 15 of your friends are attending the Dorleybowl Ball tonite at Mahiki, featuring DJ Moonbeam and the Big Snot. GLO: guest list only.
January 31st, 2009 20:15
Does anyone know what this article is talking about?
I tried to read it but it seems to be saying nonsense things.
** BRW – Edited to remove ALL CAPS **
February 1st, 2009 09:05
It’s satirical.
February 4th, 2009 21:47
lol that’s funny