Princes given ‘Saucy’ Map by RAF Training Buddies

Saucy Aircrew Map of Great Britain

Princes William and Harry have been given a ’saucy’ map of Great Britain by their airforce training buddies. The Sun has the story;

Landmarks have been given naughty nicknames by Top Guns. They include Sally’s T*ts — the two rounded Clee Hills near Ludlow, Shrops — and Biggus Dickus, the well-endowed Cerne Giant carved into a Dorset hillside. Harry Potter Viaduct and Stars Wars Valley are in Scotland, while Donkey’s D**k is off the Welsh coast.

The Princes have both been learning to fly since January. A source there said: “Training involves recognising landmarks.”

19 Responses to “Princes given ‘Saucy’ Map by RAF Training Buddies


  • Me
    April 17th, 2009 14:15
    1

    Hilarious

  • Rman
    April 18th, 2009 19:59
    2

    KN is at it again. Will William make it Kate’s father 60th Birthday party? Can anyone work a miracle on Camilla?

    http://tinyurl.com/cx86pq

  • Rman
    April 18th, 2009 20:05
    3

    Harry is spotted out with TV Host Caroline Flack.

    http://tinyurl.com/d9oufz

  • jj
    April 18th, 2009 21:03
    4

    Hi Rman

    I saw the Caroline Flack article. Honestly I feel very sorry for Harry’s next girlfriend because she is going to be hounded… I don’t think this Flack woman is anything to get excited about (that is new girlfriend) he seems to be just having a lot of fun with lots of female friends…… Or maybe I’m being niave again! :)

    Harry gets to spend a lot of time in London which just goes to show that William could spend a lot of time else where as well i.e Middleton Manor…

  • jj
    April 18th, 2009 21:09
    5

    Just read the Camilla article, she should try Botox that is a non surgical procedure and she has the money to maintain it. It fills lines and keeps the aging process away.

    As for the William attending Kate’s dad’s birthday I am sure if he really wants to go that they can work something out. I have friends in the airforce over here and they often switch shifts or work shifts for others or work something out with the individual who is making the schedule.

    The Chelsy story is interesting… I’m still sad that her and Harry didn’t work out but I guess it wasn’t meant to be..

  • gracie
    April 18th, 2009 21:30
    6

    Katie always has to get those jabs in about KM. Camilla needs a serious TCA peel, one where they give you pain medication while putting it on. You peel like a 3rd degree sunburn, but you look fantastic after. She definately needs Botox for her “smile lines” and probably her forehead too. To plump her face up w/o surgery, she would need to use Collagen or Restalin which last 6mo to a year. I also think if she is that concerned w/ her looks as KN states, then she should get her teeth done, as she looks like she might be starting to get gum disease. JMO, though. If she does not wear sunscreen or use good facial products it’s just a waste of money to do anything else. Plus smoking is bad for the skin. Sorry to bore, skin is my trade.

  • Rman
    April 18th, 2009 21:35
    7

    I think William spends lots of his time there and with friends. I’m sure he will try to be there for his father-in-law.

    You know it’s funny, sometimes Camilla looks good and sometimes she looks like somebody just beat the hell out of her so I wonder if it’s true that she wants a makeover. I think she should change her hairstyle.

  • gracie
    April 18th, 2009 21:37
    8

    Caroline Flack looks alot like Natalie to me, except I thing Natalie is actually prettier. They both look like they work in bars, hard looking. Sorry, to sound rude. He should just date Pippa if he’s in a brunette stage!

  • gracie
    April 18th, 2009 21:41
    9

    Rman, funny! Yeah, it’s almost to late for Camilla to get her youth back beside what I suggested otherwise or she will look like she has done to much like her friend Joan Rivers. It’s much better to take care of your skin through out your life then it will age gracefully, not saying one doesn’t need a little here and there. She has never taken me as one who really cares to much about her appearance, but now she has too.

  • Rman
    April 18th, 2009 21:45
    10

    Gracie that would be interesting for Harry to date Pippa but I don’t know about that. Maybe Harry is just giving the brunettes a go since the blonde thing didn’t work out.

  • Rman
    April 18th, 2009 21:58
    11

    Yeah even her friends will tell you that Camilla really don’t care about the way she looks. Now she’s on the worlds stage and she has to start caring. May God help her!!!

    Now I don’t want this to sound too creepy but I actually think Princess Anne is sexy but hides the good figure her mother gave to her. She has nice long hair but she always put it up in that bun. She always make it seem like she too old to stroll but she’s only in her 50’s. I really like women to look good despite their age.

  • gracie
    April 18th, 2009 22:08
    12

    Rman, I think Anne was very attractive when she was younger and her hair was lighter. Zara looks alot like her. Anne should do something w/her hair as she does have a nice slim figure. I think she always had to be tough to make it in that family. Although Charles can be endearing at times it’s ashame Anne could not be Queen. She would be fabulous.

  • jj
    April 18th, 2009 22:20
    13

    Harry &Pippa…. I’m not took sure that would work out. What is the age difference between those two? I think once that I read that they triedyp set up Guy Pelly with Pippa & it didn’t work out. Poppa although I don’t know her seems to be going for the older more mature type of guy right now. Not sure Harry would fit that mold… He still seems to be having a lot of fun.

  • Rman
    April 18th, 2009 22:26
    14

    gracie I agree, and she would be a very hard working Queen too.

  • Rman
    April 18th, 2009 22:29
    15

    JJ I agree with that too.

  • jj
    April 18th, 2009 23:43
    16

    Uh oh this isn’t a very positive article for Harry.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1171778/Harrys-illegal-rave-Hardcore-Sisters.html

  • jj
    April 18th, 2009 23:47
    17

    The only other thing about this article which worries me is that Kate is supposed to be Astrid’s Harbod’s friend so how long is it going to be before they start writing nasty articles about Kate and her “questionable” choice of friends. First the other girl who is barely her friend who runs the sex club and now this…. Ugh not looking good…

  • Rman
    April 19th, 2009 00:46
    18

    JJ, I don’t think Kate is paying any attention to these silly tabloid stories. Just slow royal news.

  • gracie
    April 19th, 2009 10:29
    19

    Harry can do much better IMO.