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How many MORE skeletons in Kate Middleton’s closet? – Daily Mail
With the exposure of his girlfriend Kate Middleton’s Uncle Gary as a coke-proffering lout with a lot of money, who spends much of his life loafing around on the holiday island of Ibiza, has shocked her so severely, says a friend, ‘that it’s almost physical’. Prince Charles, her putative father-in-law, has sent her a message urging her to ‘put it out of your mind’…

We should salute Kate Middleton’s mother – and every other ‘pushy parent’ – Daily Mail
The claims about Uncle Gary led to anguished analysis of Kate Middleton’s pedigree. Her mother Carole, a former air stewardess, was a special focus for discussion. She, like Gary, springs from a line of Durham builders and coal miners, and she has in the past been teased by snoots…

Don’t worry, Kate Middleton. My family is bleating with black sheep – Telegraph
Distant relatives are the best – and the further away, the better. That’s my theory of relativity. And, no doubt, Kate Middleton’s, when she thinks about her allegedly drug-taking uncle Gary in Ibiza. No matter your social class, everybody has at least one black sheep in their family flock…

News of the World editor ‘introduced rigorous safeguards’ after Royal hacking scandal – Telegraph
Colin Myler, the editor of the News of the World, has said that he had introduced “rigorous” safeguards to prevent a repeat of the phone-hacking scandal that resulted in the resignation of his predecessor…

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